Don't know about ya'll, but we think the person who wrote this must have
followed us around for several days,,,,,,,

 I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated
 Attention Deficit Disorder

 This is how it goes . . .
 I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice
mail on the desk that needs to be taken down to the Post Office.

 OK, I'm going to the Post Office . . .

 BUT FIRST I'm going to go through the mail that was delivered. I lay the
car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash
can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk . . .

 BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out.  But since I'm going to be near the
mailbox, I'll address a few bills . . .Yes, Now where is the checkbook?
Oops.. there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks?  Oh,
there is my empty coffee cup from last night on my desk.  I'm going to look
for those checks . . .

 BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I start to
head for the kitchen and look out at my balcony, notice the  flowers need a
drink of water because of the extreme heat. I put  the cup on the counter
and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they
doing here?
 I'll just put them away . . .

 BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and . .
..Aaaagh! Someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the
remote away and water the plants on my balcony . . .

 BUT FIRST I need to find those checks.

 END OF DAY: The patio has not been cleaned, bills still unpaid, cup still
on the counter, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys .
. .

 And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today,
 I'm baffled because . . .

 I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!  I realize this condition is
 serious . . . I'd get help . . .

 BUT FIRST . . . I think I'll check my e-mail.

Did we sent this to you before???  We'd check our outgoing email, but first
we have to see what just came in . . .