HUMOR: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?                              Plato: For the greater good.                         Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.             Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.       Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.    Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross  roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.   Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon   your frame of reference.               Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.                     Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.                                 Epicurus: For fun.                 Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.               Johann Friedrich von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.                          Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.  Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.                            Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?                               The Sphinx: You tell me.               Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.                               Molly Yard: It was a hen!                     Gene Roddenberry: To boldly go where no chicken ...                         __________________________________