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Hillbillies' - Medical Terminology For The Layman (founded around and
about among a local hospital...)
Artery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The study of fine paintings.
Barium . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What you do when C.P.R.
fails.
Benign . . . . . . . . . . . . . What you are when you don't be eight.
Cesarean Section . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A district in Rome.
Colic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
A sheep dog.
Coma . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A punctuation mark.
Congenital . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Freindly.
Dilate . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To live long.
G.I. Series . . . . . . . . Baseball game between teams
of soldiers.
Grippe . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A suitcase.
Fester . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Quicker.
Hangnail . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A coathook.
Medical Staff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Doctors'
cane.
Minor Operation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coal
digging.
Morbid . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A higher offer.
Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lower than
day rate.
Node . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Was aware
of.
Organic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Church organ repairman.
Post-operative . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A letter carrier.
Protein . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . In favor of young
people.
Secretion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hiding
anything.
Tablet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A small
table.
Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . An
extra pair.
Urine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're
out.
Varicose Veins . . . . . . . . . Veins which are very close together.
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