Subject: Fwd: Innocence
Date: Wed, 07 Feb 2001 18:50:27

Innocence.....
   

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
   

    You got to find somebody who likes the
    same stuff.  Like, if you like sports, she
  should like     it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
    --Alan, age 10
   

    No person really decides before they grow
    up who they're going to marry.  God decides
it  all way before, and you get to find out
later   who you're stuck with.
    --Kirsten, age 10
   

   
    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
   

    Twenty-three is the best age because you
    know the person FOREVER by then.
    --Camille, age 10
   

    No age is good to get married at. You got
    to be a fool to get married.
    --Freddie, age 6
   

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
  MARRIED?
   

    You might have to guess, based on whether
    they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    --Derrick, age 8
   

   
    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
  COMMON?
   

    Both don't want any more kids.
    --Lori, age 8
   

       WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
   

    Dates are for having fun, and people
    should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
    --Lynnette, age 8
   

    On the first date, they just tell each
    other lies, and that usually gets them
  interested enough to go for a second date.
    --Martin, age 10
   

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
  TURNING SOUR?
   

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
    would call all the newspapers and make sure
they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    --Craig, age 9
   

       WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
   

    When they're rich.
    --Pam, age 7
   

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
    wouldn't want to mess with that.
    --Curt, age 7
   

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss
    someone, then you should marry them and
    have kids with them. It's the right thing
    to do.
    --Howard, age 8
      

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
   

    I don't know which is better, but I'll
    tell you one thing. I'm never going to have
sex with my wife.  I don't want to be all grossed out.
    --Theodore, age 8
   

    It's better for girls to be single but not
    for boys.  Boys need someone to clean up
after them.
    --Anita, age 9
   

       HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
    DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
   

    There sure would be a lot of kids to
    explain, wouldn't there?
    --Kelvin, age 8
      

    "And the #1 Favorite is........"
   

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
   

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
    even if she looks like a truck.
    --Ricky, age 10