Two elderly gentlemen had just left their shorefront retirement home  with their attendant one morning for a walk on the beach, when a seagull  dive-bombed a load of bird poop on one old man's head.    Seeing what happened, the attendant said to them, "Wait right here!   I'll run back in and get some toilet paper!"  As they watched him go, one old fellow shook his head and said,  "That man's a damn fool.  That bird'll be a mile away by the time he gets  back."