WATCH WHAT YOU SAY!


3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does
art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't
make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a
real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason
sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His
father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally,
the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought
up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the
Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would
repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she
decided to go solo.

I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word
right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into
temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.
Amen."
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and one particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us

our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in
our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on
the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be
quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were
sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out
loud.

Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed
>to talk out loud in church."

Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those
two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5,
Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the
first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my
brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you
be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children when the
four- year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and
led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God
throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she
turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you
like to say the blessing?"

I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on
earth did I invite all these people to dinner