AFGHAN TV GUIDE
 
  MONDAYS:
  8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
  8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
  9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
  9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
  10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
 
  TUESDAYS:
  8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
  8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right"
  9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
  9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
  10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
 
  WEDNESDAYS:
  8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
  8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
  9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
  9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
  10:00 - "Veilwatch"
 
  THURSDAYS:
  8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
  9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and
 Veils"
  9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
  10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
 
  FRIDAYS:
  8:00 - "Judge Laden"
  8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
  9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
  9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
  10:00 - "No-witness News"
  11:00 - Beavis and Raghead"
  12:00 - This Old Tent" with Bob Villain